Get ready for Drudge to shit out some kernels of wisdom on Kerry’s speech, and in particular, the balloons.

10 minutes later — touchdown.

10 more minutes and another revision for your viewing pleasure. If it were anybody but Drudge, I’d point out that the statement wasn’t, “where the fuck are the balloons?”, but rather, “all balloons! What the hell? There’s nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there?”

If I told you that another 10 minutes have passed and I had yet another version of Drudge’s main page, would you believe me? Seriously, it was funny at first but now I can’t stop.

Ok, I swear — I didn’t originally intend for it to happen this way. He finally got it right, at least.