Dear Florida
Dearest Florida,
The coast is clear — we’ve arranged for your governor to be out of the state for a few days. In the meantime, please fix your goddamn voting machines. Seriously.
Love,
- Dennis
Entry Details
Entry Title- Dear Florida
Publish Date- July 29, 2004 at 1:46 pm
Category Tags- Personal, Civil Liberties, Freedom, Technology, Government, Politics, Information Security
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Comments- 4 comments
Go ahead and keep Jeb. We won’t mind ;)
If you agree to keep him, we could even take the crazed Canadian leader of your choice.
If you give back Norm Macdonald and arrange to extract Shania Twain from Switzerland, I’ll raise you a Rush Limbaugh. Deal?
You drive a hard bargain. Let’s discuss Shatner.