Easy on the F-Bomb
Another trip to Vegas come and gone, and I’ve survived once again. The bar was raised so high on this trip that I don’t think it’ll be possible to maintain for the future.
Mentionable highlights include:
- A 21-person bachelor party. Enough said.
- Being comped for three of four nights at New York New York.
- Eclipsing the double-stretched Excursion limos of years past with a limousine bus.
- Equating the previous night’s drinking with the smell of clothes the next morning — My socks and shoes smelled like tequila.
- Nearly getting into a fight in the bathroom at the Hard Rock; eluding the security guards by only seconds.
- Almost knocking over a disheveled Jay Leno while standing at a craps table.
- Terrorizing the poor guy who worked at the Hilton Star Trek Experience “Battle Kirk” video exhibit for more than an hour.
- Getting piss drunk at Quark’s Bar and Restaurant for no good reason.
- Negotiating in latinum at Quark’s for a Ferengi female that would “chew your food” and “exhibit no sass mouth”.
- Sitting on the tarmac for nearly three hours through two “medical emergencies” and a jet engine that wouldn’t start. The flight home was eventually canceled… I was up a fair amount of money.
- Being comped again for the extra night in town. This led to the predicament of being down a fair amount of money. I suspect that a New York New York employee was somehow involved with the plane engine failure.

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Is the dry ice fishbowl of liquor not sufficient reason to get piss drunk at Quark’s? Hell, I don’t even watch Star Trek, and it’s always a highlight for me.
Man…I wish my flight had been cancelled. Maybe I would have WON money instead of losing.
Fucking Vegas.
Hey…I understand that the Dean didn’t get comped for the Monday night! How the hell did that happen?
I think Dean was comped, but I’m not positive. All I care about is that I was comped right in the office… ;)