As follows:

  1. I fear that one day when I reach whatever elusive career goals that are hiding in the back of my mind, my motivation will disappear altogether.
  2. I'll be like a band that strives for platinum albums, limousines, and stadium shows -- then become a bunch of argumentative junkies once there's nothing left to accomplish.
  3. Traditional motivational techniques don't work on me. Perhaps because I have some kind of superiority complex, or maybe because I'm cynical. Give me money or power.
  4. Watching successful people very closely is about the best training you can get. Grooming-mentors are even better.
  5. Mentors don't have to be a direct manager -- aim high. Be prepared for the fall-out related to a jealous manager (or an underachiever).
  6. I assess my own work with far more criticality than others do.
  7. I'm a perfectionist and I don't feel bad for stomping on someone that tries to take credit for my work.
  8. I am easily disappointed with the level of knowledge/skill/capability of coworkers, customers, and people in general.
  9. I am exceptionally good at hiding it.
  10. I hate chasing people for results. For this reason, I delegate certain (high-visibility) tasks very selectively.
  11. I have no doubts whatsoever that I'll be your boss sometime soon.
  12. You'll love me because I'm fair and will stroke your ego in front of all the right people. In fact, everyone loves me.
  13. I never used to think I was competitive, standoffish, or concerned with showmanship. All of these things apply only to my "work persona". I think.
  14. If I currently work for/with you, you shouldn't be reading this.
  15. I sound like a tremendous Machiavellian asshole now.