I just saw the following news teaser on Fox:

A man is running wildly from a barking dog; a deep, ominous voice-over shouts: “…You’re out for a relaxing morning jog, and suddenly, a vicious dog begins chasing you. Do you know the best way to react without hurting yourself or the dog? Find out tonight.”

Slow-motion shot of the dog lunging. Large text scrolls onto screen, “2 MINUTES TO LIVE“.

Tonight on Fox News.