Observations on Ping Pong
Observation 1: When I attempt to forehand smash a ball with as much power as I can muster, I should pay attention to balance rather than admiring the result.
Observation 2: I can still totally do the splits.
Observation 3: Scratching while driving is far easier when your crotch is exposed.
Observation 4: Similarly, air conditioning is more effective than you can possibly imagine when your crotch is exposed.

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I imagine that playing ping pong is easier when your crotch is exposed too! ;)
Oh wait… that sounds a little more raunchy than I’d originally intended - sorry! :)
Heh. Strategic jacket placement kept things from getting raunchy on the way home.
Hmmm…consider yourself lucky. I once fell off a bar, yes a bar, and ripped a huge hole in the ass of my pants. Being in the drunken stupor I was in, I trusted my ‘friends’ when they said “oh, it’s fine - you can’t even see it’….
and kept on Elgin walking with my good ol’ pals looking at my naked ass.
:)
You certainly were drunk. You see, I know this because I was there… :)
who is this AK person, what a loser walking around with their nakes ass showing!! You guys may drink to much, good think I don’t touch the stuff!!
signed, “not a loser”