Observation 1: When I attempt to forehand smash a ball with as much power as I can muster, I should pay attention to balance rather than admiring the result.

Observation 2: I can still totally do the splits.

Observation 3: Scratching while driving is far easier when your crotch is exposed.

Observation 4: Similarly, air conditioning is more effective than you can possibly imagine when your crotch is exposed.