Tim Horton’s drive-though rocks the casbah:

  • Ordering 1 (one) sesame-seed bagel and receiving 3 (three)
  • Ordering 1 (one) double-double (double cream, double sugar) coffee and receiving a mixed 20-pack of Timbits
  • The above occurring at 7:30am, prior to sleep

Such luxuries demand acceptance without question. There is no time for guilt or shame; only Timbits.