You might be in Canada if:

  1. You live in tall apartment building which is flanked by another identical building.
  2. You’re watching double-overtime playoff hockey.
  3. The team you’re cheering for is fiercely hated by most of the city you live in.
  4. When the good team wins in sudden-death, there is a simultaneous eruption of screams that echoes between the apartment buildings.
  5. All of the above.