I’ve been ignorant as to the altruistic intentions of George W. Bush, and I apologize profusely! I had no idea that war with Iraq directly corresponds to peace between Israel and Palestine.

Come now, George. I thought you were much more of a assertive son-of-a-gun than to resort to flimsy bait-and-switch tactics.

While I’m rambling — Have you noticed that smirk George gets when he nears the end of a sentence? I initially thought he was being cocky, but now I equate it to a kid piecing a puzzle together; he’s pretty damned pleased he was able to pull it off.

In other stupid news, Amazon is trying to patent the concept of online discussions. I’m torn — who do I give the Dumbass of the Day™ award to? I suppose Bush gets it by default…

My apologies if any of this was offensive.

Whatever you do, don’t comment on this entry. I wouldn’t want to have to pay a damn royalty fee.