Dennis is…
I saw an item on Davezilla which mentions that Google churns out some rather funny search results if you enter “[Your Name] is” (quotes are needed).
Try it out and let me know what you find in the comments. Here are some rather telling results for “Dennis is”:
- Dennis is only a short drive to the world famous Oceanographic Institute
- Dennis is in the process of creating a new CD
- Dennis is a professional psychic/medium, clairvoyant, clairaudient, clairsentient, and psychic medium
- Dennis is also a great exponent of toe-tapping Aussie bush music
- Dennis is a Celtic harpist
- Dennis Is No Mel
- Dennis is very similar to Joe Newman
- Dennis is farming marijuana
- Dennis is a lot of extra work for me
- Dennis is becoming the new Diane Warren
- Dennis is a former bank CEO
- Dennis is hit online with “Survivor” fans
- Dennis is one of the most talked about spiritual and physical healers of our time
- Dennis is often quoted in general business publications
…And finally:
- Dennis is Drunk
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Tooo funny. Here’s me:
-Angelika is…a sensual state of the art film lovers dream (was there a doubt?)
-Angelika is…a dah-ling
-Angelika is…chained to a rock
-Angelika is…an unknown, but she’s perfect
-Angelika is…wearing pants for this program so she avoids another wedgie
-Angelika is… zeer geleifd vanwege de ligging vrijwel aan zee (exactly)
-Angelika is…a prime spot to impress out of towners
-Angelika is…waving and everyone is all smiles
and from my porn site:
-Angelika is…f@&ked at the ring by her boxer boyfriend
and for Angie:
-Angelika is…EVIL
TRIXIE is…
..a stripper and sex show performer.
..an innocent in a world of silver-tongued corrupters.
..a Sagitarius with a penchant for hockey players, good manners and bubble gum.
..at an emotional crossroads.
..a lucky lady indeed.
..behind the wheel of the Mach Five.
..a little sweetheart.
..so bad.
..downright defiant at times.
..a washed-up cop.
..a foreigner of some kind.
..wit.
..a dimwit.
..quite busy with school.
..a young jewelry designer.
..an amazing DJ.
..one of the living legends of juggling.
..14 years old and weighs 550 pounds.
..dynamic, straight-talking, civilized, friendly, grounded and rational.
..the loudest purring machine I have ever heard.
..one special girl.
..a special case.
..a disgrace.
..commercially available.
..7 pets in one.
..depressingly vacuous.
..both talented and charming.
..relaxing in her favorite chair.
..definitely trying to relive her youth :)
..unsettled by the arrival of a new girl to Sleepyside.
And my fave-
Trixie IS BACK! HOT DAMN!
Steve is
…a software engineer
…A COMEDIC GENIUS
…on vacation
…Back In The Studio
…currently the Top Selling Realtor
…is SEXXY
…a Hottie
…not affiliated with Universal Studios
…available year round for assignment
throughout the Caribbean
Now..rather eclectic…and the not being “affiliated with Universal Studios” is slightly more confusing than the Realtor comment, but all in all, in catches the essence of that which is me! :)
Lynn is…
…writting original material, and performing at Carols Western Wear in Glen Burnie, Maryland on friday nights.
…the author of the seminal book on centenarians, “Centenarians: The Bonus Years,”
…a former professor of public policy
…on temp Medical leave..she’s in the hospital with a bleeding Ulcer
…a coal miner’s daughter
…running for re-election to Congress!
…Talk of the Town
…gone
…taking Florida by storm
…sometimes called a “transsexual” woman.
…a C 3-4 incomplete quadriplegic.
…the 1996 Medal of Valor recipient,
…a knowledgeable and enthusiastic speaker.
…eligible
…the kind of woman who would put her money where who mouth is
…an optimist who truly believes that love conquers all
…Canadian
…a delightful 24″ artist porcelain doll.
…a former police officer and undercover DEA Task Force Agent with the Cape Cod Drug Task Force.
Last but not least,
Lynn is…a troublemaker!
I am Dennis the Clairvoyant, I am happy that the search engine works. you did not mention though that I travel all over UK, demonstrating evenings of Clairvoyance for charity, and on November the 6th 2003 I am at the Woughton Leisure Centre Leadinhall Milton Keynes, where proceeds of this event goes to the Childrens Ward of Milton Keynes General Hospital tickets are £8-00 each, please telephone the Leisure Centre for your tickets at 01908 60392 Doors open at 7-00pm Demonstration from 7-30pm until 10-30pm…….Now thats what I call interesting, why not put that on your site please…bye