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My truck gave me a bit of a scare this morning on the way to work. While accelerating off of an exit ramp and onto the highway the thing started to wobble like crazy. At 80kph the steering wheel was vibrating noticeably; at 100kph it was severe enough that I had to slow [...]

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I spotted my old car today.

It's lowered, has blue neon lighting, a giant sticker on the rear window, and a huge dent in the passenger-side door.

Anyone who knows me knows that I had an unhealthy love for that car. I babied it like a madman, despite the fact that I knew it would be [...]

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Dear greasy guy who stole the stereo from my old car while being recorded on video and is extremely lucky (or onto the fact) that the cops are lazy bastards,

You forgot the remote. Come pick it up before I throw it out.

PS -- I appreciated the fact that you took the time to unscrew [...]

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