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We Have Vice Covered!

July 23rd, 2004 · 3 Comments

Are you fed up with rhetoric from the old-line political parties? Are you considering not voting or splitting your vote with an independent candidate? Do it in style -- David Crosby and Graham Nash are running for the US Presidency.

"David Crosby and Graham Nash have thrown their respective hats into the ring for the Presidency of the United States, entering an already crowded and diverse field with their bid on the Party Party ticket. What distinguishes the Crosby/Nash candidacy is that theirs is a campaign for a 'Joint Presidency,' where the two will share responsibilities on an alternate day basis. When asked who would be named their Vice President, Graham Nash replied there was no need for one�'We�ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.'

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"All things considered, the move to the political forefront makes perfect sense. When asked how rock �n� roll and campaigning measured up against each other, Crosby commented, 'Well, �I rock� is much better than Iraq.'"

The fromage-level of this is near Steven Stills proportions, and really I don't think Neil Young would approve, but read more at Crosby Nash - 2004.

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3 comments for this entry ↓

  • 1 Erin // Jul 23, 2004 at 8:50 am

    Hmm, I may have to rethink my vote. I mean, the Party Party? How can you resist? I wonder what their position is on medical marijuana?

  • 2 dennis // Jul 23, 2004 at 10:52 am

    Probably "it's not potent enough, but if you've got any, I'll take it off your hands."

  • 3 mac // Jul 23, 2004 at 11:38 am

    Best idea ever!

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