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We've got lots of stupidity to cover today, so let's get right to it:

Researchers have finally disovered why sleep is a required part of life -- Without sleep, you die. There goes my ambitious plan for holding down 3 jobs at once.

If you fold a new American $20 bill just so, you can see both the Pentagon and World Trade Centre in flames. Yeesh.

Abercrombie and Fitch release a line of thongs for children, ages 7-14. Curiously, the idea is met with resistance.

Luckily, the Brits show us the way and the light through logic -- In Britain, dealing with daily stress is as simple as hard liquor.